January 2011
65 posts
$5
is still a lot to me. Is that weird?
Look at this girl
Customer: What do you think of this girl? Should she be in a two year relationship or a 2 week affair?
Me: With who..?
C: With me.
Me: Uh. I don't know her that well..
C: Should I get a diamond ring already? What do you think she should do? Look at her for 3 seconds.
Me: Um. I don't know you guys very well..
C: Alright, I think I'll just have a 2 night stand. That's my limit.
Me: Oooook.
Arguing about what cool means.
Best argument we’ve ever had.
Best boyfriend ever <3
“If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?”
– Nikko just explained to me what that pick up line meant. I always thought she was asking if the guy would hold a grudge if she said that haha
Tourist: What shows do you recommend to see here?
Me: I just watched Love, The Beatles show one. It was soo gooood.
Tourist: Do you like the Beatles?
Me: Uh, yea.... (Who doesn't?)
Tourist: Ehh. Anything else?
Me: (She doesn't like the Beatles. Are you kidding me?) Uhh. No..
Coworker: Well actually... (coworker goes on, I have nothing to say to this lady.)
When my parents got married,
after 2 &1/2 years, I thought something like that would happen to me too. Well, I thought 4 years was good enough. The more I think about it, staying someone’s girlfriend for 6 or even 10 years doesn’t sound so bad. I thought I overcame my fear of commitment by wanting to move in with my boyfriend after being together 3 years, but I’m still young. A lot can happen between now...
Valentine's Day
is coming around soon and I already see the sweetest things happen! (Not just because it’s coming up, the everyday kind of sweetness)
I was at school, in line for registration. This guy behind me is telling these other 2 guys why he’s going back to school. He’s old, maybe in his 50s and was in the army, so he goes to school for free, but that’s not his reason. His wife is...
Some guys
that have girlfriends are hot/cute, then when they’re single again, they’re suddenly not as hot/cute anymore.
Someone has some jealousy issues.
All I said was Happy Birthday. Gosh.. on Facebook! Lol
Lacoste
Dad: I'm a large again, so when you guys buy me shirts, get large not medium.
Me: It's not your birthday until December..
Dad: Well, when you get my present from Lacoste, get a large.
Me: Daad! They're expensive.
Dad: It's not. I should say Lacheap, not Lacoste.. Lacheap...
I like how my dad says something "funny" and keeps repeating it, like it's funny every time he says it lol Thaaaat's my dad!
22 days straight
of seeing Nikko. Broke it yesterday. We were both actually busy lol
When you see someone that many times, and you’re still not tired of each other after 2 years, that’s love - for anyone really :)
I wonder how many days we’ve seen each other exactly. Whoa, we’ve been together for more than 730 days. That sounds longer than saying 2 years lol
Seven hundred and thirty days...
Bummed out
that I got $4 in tips today. I usually get at least $8. But that’s ok! Because I got my millennium scholarship money! :D
Mass degration
Priest: I'm probably going to going to jail if I said this, but I'm going to say it anyways: Mass Degration.
(Everyone laughs)
Thinking: I don't get it? What's mass degration? Why is it funny? Ooooh. Masturbation.
Haha. I went to church by myself so I couldn't really ask anyone..
Just kidding
Not moving out this year. Spending all my money on traveling! I won’t have enough money. Besides, when I get my career going, I probably won’t have vacation time as much as I do now.
BTW, I cut my bangs! This guy at work said I was hot, then he talked to me in Japanese haha I almost regretted cutting it. I thought it was too short.
It's always nice
to have someone there to take care of you when you’re sick.
Thanks, babe. You still amaze me everyday :)
A miracle!
I thought I had school this week and I didn’t know my schedule, my job only gave me weekends to work and I don’t get paid until the 31st. I’m also taking 2 pastry classes this semester and I found out that I’m using the same book from last semester. The thing was.. I had already sent it to a bookstore to sell. BUT THEN, I emailed them last minute to send it back to me. I...
The moment
when you find out that your “best friend” describes you as just a “friend” or less.. sucks.
I guess I’m not meant to have any best friends that last :/
Despite all the bad luck
that I’ve been having lately. I am just too happy right now. What is wrong with me? :D
Coachella tickets
are almost $300 with all the extra fees and stuff. $100 a day. I guess..
Coachella
Is it just me, or is the website taking forever to load?
So ready
to cut my hair and get my braces off! >:O TWO MORE MONTHS!!
Twilight
Without reading all the books, I know what happens in all of them in a short review, thanks to USA Today. It didn’t even give a spoiler alert, but I guess. Wizards are still cooler.
Black Swan or The Fighter
Me: Do you want to watch a movie about ballerinas or boxing?
Nikko: BOXING
Me: But they're sexy ballerinas lol
Babe says
I’d look cute if I was a hippie or a hipster lol
Mad
At my mom’s side of the family. First, they ask me for $100, but they don’t tell me what it’s for! So I helping my sister to pay for school instead. Then, I was supposed go out an hour ago. I worked 6 days straight and I haven’t really gone out in a while. But, I have to wait for my aunt just because she wants to borrow shoes and she told me to wait. SHOES. I was supposed...
Captain Planet Theme Song
Nikko: You don't know the Captain Planet theme song?!?!
Me: No...
Nikko: Captain Planet...!
Me: Captain Planet!
Nikko: Noo. Finish it. Captain Planet... ?
Me: Gooo!
Nikko: Noo. Captain Planet... ?
Me: Yea!!
Nikko: Noo. Captain Planet, he's our hero.
Me: Captain Planet!!
Dinner for Schmucks
Ehh. Alright movie. Kind of expecting a little more, but whatever. Not every movie is a good movie.
This week
is going to be the best! My parents are back, so no more cooking! Bills are going to be paid and I’ll actually have money left over!! Annnnd, I’m off all week until Saturday.
Yay! SHOOOOOOOOOPPING!!!
The first time I farted
in front of Nikko, was on his lap! Still makes me laugh every time I think about it.
Getting ready
Nikko: Is there anything you want me to do?
Me: Um.. go... make me a sandwich!
Nikko: Ok..
;D But he didn't really make it though. He just pretended to make it appear.
1 1/2
Coworker: I'm speaking 1/2 English, 1/2 Spanish & 1/2 Russian.
Me: That's 1 & 1/2....